SexyintheCity

My girl Cristine celebrated her birthday at Republik nightclub on the 6th. Prior to the celebration and the events that led to it; there was drama afloat involving an annoying girl who forced herself into the party just to see her ex. Plus, my group was late.

What crap Republik has become. The crowd was lousy; full of weirdos. No hot guys AT ALL.

Regardless, I had super fun with the girls, did not let anyone dance with me and made sure the birthday girl was having a good time. And indeed she was. Everytime I looked at her she was smiling. Lol.

(birthday girl 2nd from the left)

The highlight was my drive back home, when I took a different route to test my direction skills which was a total FAIL, because I got lost. I panic when I get lost. I made a huge U-Turn, and slightly hit a snowbank which made my car wobble a bit.

Little did I know there was an approaching police car, and they saw the whole thing unfold. The lights glared on and I got pulled over! I made sure my charms were on full blast. I got to sit in the back seat of the police car; and trust me it was not very generous on the leg room! It was crampy.

They made me take a test (haha) and concluded the alcohol level in my blood was .012. They said I wasn’t drunk, but I’m only a novice driver therefore I CAN NOT have ANY alcohol in my system AT ALL. EVAR!

One of the officers was cute. When the older one was away, the cute one turned around and proclaimed “If it were up to me, I would’ve let you go, but he’s training me right now and can’t really do anything.”

I swear I only had one drink; vodka with cranberry juice. Vodka you bitch.

To rub salt in the wound, on the taxi ride home, we encountered a drunk driver who almost side-blinded us and drove in the middle of the white dotted line, and was doing 100 on a 60.

Where are the cops when you REALLY need them?